This Weeks Lectionary Sermons w/ Free JR. Church Coloring Page!
John 16:12-15 Glorifying Jesus: The Ultimate Wingman!
The Holy Spirit’s main gig? Making Jesus look good. It’s like having the best publicist in the universe. Jesus deserves…
Romans 5:1-5 Suffering: Is The Worst Reality Show!
But… a Surprisingly Good Ending! You know those shows where people eat bugs and sleep in the jungle? Suffering’s kind…
Proverbs 8: Wisdom Claims to be Older Than Keith Richards!
Wisdom’s Birth Certificate Raises Eyebrows. Rock legend demands carbon dating, insists he “invented the wheel, actually” Welcome and Announcements Hey…
Acts 2:1-21 – Peter’s First Sermon Starts With “Who’s Hammered?”
It’s Pentecost, Baby! Bold move by the Holy Spirit. Literally. Tongues of fire, what? Everyone starts speaking languages. God launches a…
Romans 8:14-17 The Spirit Bears Witness… To My Diet Choices?
I know I shouldn’t have had that third donut, but the Spirit’s conviction is just making me want a fourth….
John 14:8-17 – Where’s God’s Customer Service Rep?
Jesus promises to send the Holy Spirit. It’s like God’s version of “Have you tried turning it off and on…
John 17:20-26 – Unity: It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore!
Not Just THESE Guys! Jesus Prays for Future Believers, Because the Disciples Weren’t Enough to Handle on Their Own. Section…
Revelation 22:12-21 – God’s Uber is Arriving!
Prepare for Eternal Surge Pricing! He’s coming back, folks! He’s promising a quick arrival. Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Hey…
Acts 16:16-34 – Songs in Cellblock C!
And the Grammy for Best Prison Performance Goes To…Midnight melodies with Paul and Silas. Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Welcome…
John 14:23-29 We’re Having Company. Tidy Up Your Soul!
We’re Having Company. Tidy Up Your Soul! The Holy Spirit Is Coming. Peace I Leave You, “Do not let your hearts be…
John 5:1-9 – Stand Up, Pick Up, and Walk: The New Workout Craze?
Forget Pilates; all you need is faith and a mat routine! Who Knew Bethesda Was the Hottest Spa in Town?…
Acts 16:9-15 – Breaking News: Local Businesswoman’s Heart Opened by God
When God Gives You Travel Plans, Buckle Up, It’s Time for a Holy Road Trip! When Sea Voyages Were Slightly Less About…
John 13:31-35 – New Commandment? The Actual Hard Part? Remembering It.
Jesus Says Love One Another—Because Who Doesn’t Need a Little Extra Compassion? And if you’re running low, don’t worry, it’s…
Revelation 21:1-6 – God’s New Creation Workshop
Extreme Makeover: Cosmos Edition. God’s plan to flip the entire universe will leave you speechless! Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Hey…
Acts 11:1-18 – Extreme Home Makeover: Gentile Edition?
Three Mysterious Strangers Lead Apostle on Unexpected Journey – No Golden Tickets Required! The Great Baptismal Splash, “When in Doubt, Dunk…
John 10:22-30 – Jesus’ Big Reveal Party!
What happens when Jesus strolls through the temple courts? Will Jesus spill the divine beans? Stay tuned! Spoiler Alert: The Shepherd…
Revelation 7:9-17 Kleenex Stock Drops – Heaven Tear-Free Policy
The Great Wipeout of Tears. Finally, a place where crying is so last season. Tears? More like cheers! Section 1….
Acts 9:36-43 Dorcas Down: The Original ‘Rise and Shine’ Challenge
Peter’s Unexpected House Call: When ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Isn’t Enough. Peter’s one-liner brings a woman back from the dead. Joppa…
